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Jan 27th

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"Be mature enough to stand by what you feel."

flyingpaperboat: -Carmela Yumul ( mscarmela )

Jan 27th

Why do you always make me happy?

-Thoughts from the mami bowl

Jan 27th

Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda

 I really laughed!!! -tokai
 (Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
 (Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. 
 (Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep. 
 (Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
 (2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
 (Binaba siya sa gitna)
 Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.

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Jan 26th

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Flirting

ch: ahh
ch: buti ka pa nakakatulog ng mahaba
ch: hehe
c: op kors yan ang pangalawa sa pinakamasarap na gawin
c: hehe
ch: ano ang pang una?
ch: hahaha
c: una ay...
c: stolen kisses

Jan 26th

The Mami... part two!

Jan 26th

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I finally settled with Pancit Canton (chinese...

blackhoodie: when all else fails…

Jan 26th

Jan 12th

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Demn! Em in looove!

Jan 12th

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Jan 10th

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Random Shit.

ilassoedthemoon: walp: Boy meets girl. Holds her hand. Kisses her. Falls. Falls hard. Really hard. Girl meets boy. Holds his hand back. Kisses him back. Lets him fall. Lets him fall hard. Leaves. Boy meets girl. Boy meets Pain. Boy meets Destiny. Boy accepts Failure.

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Jan 8th

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Para sa mga tinatamad umuwi...

-Coke

Jan 8th

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Jan 8th

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businessofmisery: Vegas // All Time Low

Jan 8th

Watch

Maybe its true, that I cant live without you Well maybe two is better than one Theres so much time, to figure out the rest of my life And youve already got me coming undone And Im thinking two, is better than one

Jan 8th

,I still believe that promises are not made just...

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